Administrator
The admins are the most devious, cunning and 1337 h4xx0r5 ever to roam the wiki. If you do not obey to their commands, they will h4x into your computer and prevent you from editing. They can h4x a page so only they can edit it, and they delete your amazingly brilliant articles. They are cabalists. They are pure evil.
Types of Admin[edit]
Admins are divided into types, each with their own devious personality.
Sysops[edit]
These are the worst, and most devious, type of admin. They "block" you, "delete" your precious articles, "protect" articles that you could add something amazingly funny to, and make you use the same devious, amazing adjectives over and over again.
Bureaucrats[edit]
Vicious slaves of the Sysops, a B-crat's entire life is devoted to breeding more admins (via Special:Userrights), or even worse, creating bots to vandalise your piece of comic gold that you wrote. If you thought that was bad, they can do all the stuff that sysops can too!
Stewards[edit]
These are admins that de-sysop admins that are not evil, and block them, leaving only evil admins in charge. Then they pwn you.
Developers[edit]
These are the most evil admins of them all. They h4x the MediaWiki software, so your precision-built article turns into a mess. Then they, like the Stewards, pwn you and any "n00bs" they come across.
The first paragraph of this page in Developers Language (Developers!)[edit]
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Typical Admins[edit]
_____________ ____________________________ ___
O O | | | | |/∞\|
\___/ | BAN-IN-ATE! | | YOU WILL PERISH UNDER | _\-/_
/ ===o <=|_____________| | MAX-I-MUM HUFF-ING! | | C |
|___| |____________________________|=> || ||
/===0 \===O \| | |/
/_@_@_@_\ | | |
/_@_@_@_@_\ /_|_\
Conclusion[edit]
To make a long story short, Admins are sadists who you should never trust,
- NEVER!!!
I mean it.
Developer vs. Checkuser vs. Sysop[edit]
Developer
O D O
\___/
/ ===o
|___|
/===0 \===O
/_@_@_@_\
/_@_@_@_@_\
Checkuser
___ |/∞\| _\-/_ | C | || || \| | |/ | | | /_|_\
Sysop
___ |/∞\| _\-/_ | S | || || \| | |/ | | | /_|_\
Winner: Devoloper. He sees personal information, can take all Uncyclopedia's down, can change, like, everything. The are somewhat godlike but don't let god hear it!.