Forum:Unblock Request on Uncyclopedia.co
Hi, everyone. Please unblock me and re-grant me edits, rollback and stuff from Uncyclopedia.co and IRC because I'll no longer do the things that made me blocked:
- Mass deletion of pages
- Begging to unblock me
- no reason given
- no reason given
Here are my block details:
- The blocking admin is Lost Labyrinth
- My block ID is #351361
- Expiry: Infinite
- Block time: 18:57, 31 March 2016
- My IP address is 18.104.22.168
The blocking admin just doesn't want to unblock me. Any time I ask him to unblock me he just says "no". Please:
- Unblock me.
- Re-grant me rollbacks, edits and stuff.
- Tell the blocking admin that you have unblocked me and I will not do the things that made me blocked again.
Sincerely yours, Dilly.
P.S: Don't say no! Say yes! Say yes! Yes! Yes!
P.P.S: I'm sorry. Please unblock me. What I did wasn't even wrong but I promise I won't do it again. :( #benandjerrys #boohoo #notblessed #sad
Dear Spike or Lost Labyrinth,
I was a user on Uncyclopedia since 2014 and bring me to a good point that I been blocked so many times. One day, you blocked me cuz I gotta be 13. I cannot be 13. I'm a... user... I won't say "kid" cuz It's something I always did. Are you sure you want to do this? I'm not. You'll get people asking you to please undelete their unencyclopedic articles, vandalising the heck out of your user page, and most importantly you'll have to review countless frivolous unblock requests. Yesterday I declined one from someone who seemed to think this was Unencyclopedia or something. I'm telling you, it drives me crazy...
Why you blocked me
You just blocked me because you don't like the truth. That edit war rule is stupid. But I won't do it again. I really want to contribute to this hikipedia. I'll be constructive. I'll be this. I'll be that. I even read the guide to appealing blocks. That counts for something, doesn't it? It says you're supposed to read it. I'm doing exactly what you want, so you'd better unblock me or else you're violating the policy. Or something. Anyway I really want to be unblocked so won't you please? Pretty please with a cherry on top? If you don't I'll cry. I'm serious but, I'm so sorry. Please unblock me. What I did wasn't even wrong but I promise I won't do it again.
P.S: Don't say no! Say yes! Say yes! Yes! Yes! (Nate Bernot reference.)
P.P.S: Please unblock me from Uncyclopedia.wikia.com and Uncyclopedia.co.
P.P.P.S: I'm sorry. :( #benandjerrys #boohoo #notblessed
- Please but your problem is with the administration of Uncyclomedia and these users are not active here. So this topic has no importance to this site. Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,187 preppiedits 01:07, 31 May 2016 (UTC)
Another thing, I realized that is deliberately changing topics written by others and believe it is an attitude of an immature person (Your login makes me think that he was born in 2004, therefore, is or will 12 years old). This kind of behavior is not acceptable to management because it shows that you are a person not trained to behave and obey the rules of the site. This is not a Fun House. Just because the site itself is fun does not mean that users can do what they think. I hope that reflects what happened.
Another thing, the administration of this site has no jurisdiction with locks held in Uncyclopedia.co therefore lose your time asking your lock. (Especially when I see that there were reasons for this and I notice the same behavior when editing inactive topics with meaningless phrases) Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie 3,187 preppiedits 02:01, 31 May 2016 (UTC)
JUST UNBLOCK ME FROM WIKIA'S UNCYCLOPEDIA! I WILL FUCKING CALL SPIKE A MORON, BITCH! --22.214.171.124 17:27, 1 July 2016 (UTC) >:(