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Anyway, do not attempt to create this page. No pages can be created before consulting the Conspiracy Authorization Board of Absolute Liars first. If you try to create this page, I guarantee you that soon the entire Board will be out to get you. And it's really annoying when there's someone out to get you, especially if you're that guy called Google and the Board is the Microsoft Board of Directors. Also, remember the privacy policy.

You remember the Uncyclopedia "Danger" template, do you? I mean the alternate one, about maimings. Well, that will happen to you if you don't resist the temptation to click that redlink on that bookmark. Don't say I didn't I warn you.