Uncyclopedia

Gosh it's so shiny. Don't touch it, kids

Hey, I remember you (man, who let this guy in?)

Welcome to the embassy for the Anglo-Saxon Uncyclopedia:

The only embassy written in fluent Englosh.

Ah, Uncyclopedia. In the hideous world of comedy wikis, many call it "the original and best". And they would be right if either of those statements were true. With over thirty thousand articles and literally several good ones, Uncyclopedia has rightly come to be regarded as exactly what it is: a website.

Contact

Who wouldn't trust a face like this?

Hi, I'm Black flamingo11, UnMeta's embassador to Uncyclopedia, and I'm here to help. You can trust me, I'm on your side. Look at my trustworthy face. Yeah. Soak it up.

Should you want to talk at all about Uncyclopedia, feel free to contact me here, there or even nowhere. Or even if you're just lonely, drop by and say hello. Hey, I'm your friend rememeber?

Otherwise, it may also be worth contacting fellow UnMetans Athyria or Zombiebaron, both of whom are ridiculously active on Uncyclopedia and possibly even more influential than me there. Don't get too close though. Oh, and don't mention that thing on Zombiebaron's face; he's real sensitive about it. Sigh, I love those guys.