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Butter is basically some of the heavier fats in milk, concentrated for your enjoyment. Yum!
- 1 bucket I can't believe it's not butter!
- 1 magic wand
- Stand near I can't believe it's not butter!
with wand in hand
- Wave in normal magical fashion and exclaim:
- "Oogly-boogly, oogly futter! Turn this knock-off into butter!"