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Non gender-specific[edit]

The following terms are used for both male and female anatomy.

General terms for intimate body parts[edit]

General terms for the intimate parts of the human body. These (should) apply to males and females.


  • Bits
  • Family jewels
  • Junk
  • Naughty bits
  • Nether regions
  • Package, his/her
  • Pink bits
  • Private parts
  • Privates
  • Privy parts
  • Rudies
  • Uglies
  • Milk and Cookies
  • Kibbles & Bits
  • Unit
  • You-know-whats


Anus[edit]

These terms may refer to the anus or rectum.

Anus A-E[edit]

  • Alternate Cum Dumpster
  • Anoos (Borat)
  • Asshole/Arsehole/A-hole
  • Ass pipe
  • Back door
  • Back passage
  • Back pussy (Borat)
  • Bak-mus (norwegian)
  • Balloon knot
  • Beschniergni (ravonic)
  • Button Spider
  • Cadbury Cul-de-Sac
  • Chocolate channel
  • Chocolate Donut
  • Chocolate factory
  • Chocolate lovers hole to happiness
  • Cinnamon Ring
  • Chocolate starfish
  • Club fag
  • Cumhole
  • Difficult brown (as opposed to easy pink - a snooker reference)
  • Dildo tunnel, the
  • Dirt box
  • Dirt star
  • Dirt track, the
  • Doop Chute
  • Exit
  • Forever Unblinking Brown Eye


Anus F-P[edit]

  • Fart vent
  • Fisting fancy
  • Frenchman's fantasy
  • Fudge Factory
  • Gaand ( Hindi)
  • Gary
  • Goatse-hole
  • Grandmother's mouth
  • Grommet
  • Gunga
  • Hershey Highway
  • Hole
  • Hole #2
  • Kaviarstjerne (norwegian) (av søsknene hovind)
  • Ketsu no ana ( Japanese)
  • Leather Cheerio
  • Left hole
  • Love chute
  • Love tube
  • Lunar landing
  • Mangina (rhymes with "China")
  • Mansfield
  • Marmite motorway
  • Martha
  • Mojino ( Spanish)
  • Mud hole
  • Mudcutter
  • Myrkhålet (a Norwegian word invented by Jon Lotvik Herdstad)
  • Poo pipe
  • Pooh Tube
  • Poop chute
  • Pooper
  • Puckered Starfish
  • Pussy (for gay men)

Anus R-Z[edit]

  • Rass ( Norwegian)
  • Rear Hole
  • Rear Pussy(Gay)
  • Ring of fire (after a curry)
  • Ringpiece
  • Rizz-hole (or Rizz'ole)
  • Ronson Lighter (Shiter)
  • Route 66
  • Rusty Brown's ring donut
  • Rusty bullet-wound
  • Rusty sheriff's badge
  • Rævhol ( Norwegian)
  • Seventh Planet from the Sun
  • Spam Fritter (Shitter)
  • Shit cutter
  • Shit hole
  • Shit pipe
  • Shitter
  • Shit vent
  • South Pole
  • Stink star
  • Typewriter (Shiter)
  • Turd Cutter
  • Turd Squirter
  • Whale's Eye
  • Where The Sun Don't Shine
  • Toot Passage
  • Wrong hole
  • Wiener Entrance
  • Zonker Zone

Nipples[edit]

  • Amabele ( Zulu)
  • Artesians (from the beer commercial, "I seem 'em." They hide in women's bras and stick out their noses when chilly.)
  • Balcoane ( Romanian)
  • Bullets
  • Bumps
  • Chapel Hat Pegs
  • Chichitas
  • Chikubi ( Japanese)
  • Circuit breakers (Referring to the type commonly used on aircraft. 5amp, 10amp, 15amp, etc. refers to the size, and "popped" would refer to erect nipples; e.g., "Wow. She has 25 amp circuit breakers and they are popped".)
  • Clam Necks
  • Daggers
  • Diamond Cutters
  • Dinner Plates
  • Dots
  • Highbeams
  • Headlights (as in She's got her headlights on when erect or protruding nipples can be seen through a female's clothes)
  • JCB Starter Buttons
  • Milk missiles
  • Mosquito bites
  • Nips/Nippies
  • Pancakes (for very large, wide nipples)
  • Pezones ( Spanish)
  • Pencil Erasers
  • Pimentos
  • Pimples that won't pop, the
  • Pink Thimbles
  • Pointers
  • Rack
  • Raisins
  • Scammell Wheel Nuts
  • She's smuggling peanuts! (when erect or protruding nipples can be seen through a female's clothes; also tic-tacs or peas)
  • Tater Tots
  • Teats/Teaties
  • Thermometers
  • Tits
  • Tostones (Mexican Spanish)
  • Salamander Tits (Yes)


Perineum[edit]

The perineum is the area between the anus and genitals (in both males and females).

  • ABC (ass ball connector)
  • Barse (balls + arse)
  • Banus (balls + anus)
  • Baunch
  • Bemus
  • Betweemus
  • Briar Patch
  • Burl
  • Choad
  • Choda
  • Chotus
  • Chunder (in the UK this term usually refers to vomit)
  • Crossroad
  • Danger zone
  • Derf
  • Fatch
  • Fleshy Fun Bridge
  • Gonch ( Canada)
  • Gooch
  • Gritch
  • Great divide
  • Grundle
  • Guiche or Ginch (Canada)
  • Gulch
  • Humber Bridge (The bridge that links Grimsby to Hull, i.e., the fishy bit to the shitty bit)
  • Land Bridge
  • Nacho as in "Nacho balls, nacho ass"
  • Nifkin
  • No man's land
  • Norge (rhymes with "George")
  • Pussanus (pussy + anus)
  • Sandbar
  • Sbab (Space Between Ass and Balls)
  • Scruttocks (scrotum + buttocks)
  • Skeech
  • Smelly Bridge
  • Taint/Tain't/'Tain't/T'ain't (from a contraction of "it ain't", as used in "T'ain't pussy, and t'ain't ass")
  • Tate (a frequent mispronunciation of Taint)
  • Twernt ("If it twernt there, your intestines would fall out")
  • UA (Useless Area)
  • Void, the
  • Yutt
  • pepper patch (alexandria va)
  • spicckle spacckle

Posterior[edit]

Terms for the buttocks.

Posterior A-G[edit]

  • Apple bottom
  • Ass (US English)
  • Arse (British English)
  • Atrás ( Portuguese)
  • Biffin
  • Booty
  • Bottom
  • Bowl
  • Bum (British or Canadian English)
  • Bummocks
  • Bunda ( Portuguese)
  • Bung
  • Culo (Spanish and Italian)
  • Cushions
  • Derrière ( French)
  • Dupa ( Polish)
  • Fanny (US English; in British English it means vagina)
  • Ghetto-booty (very large posterior)
  • Grippers

Posterior H-Z[edit]

  • Junk in the trunk (Large posterior)
  • Keester/Keister
  • Ketsu ( Japanese)
  • Land down under, the
  • Landing pad
  • Moon
  • Nalgas ( Spanish)
  • Onion
  • Oshiri ( Japanese)
  • Pompis ( Mexican Spanish)
  • Pooper/Pooter
  • Poto (South American Spanish)
  • Rear end
  • Trasero (Spanish)
  • Trailer
  • Trunk
  • Tuchas ( Yiddish)
  • Tush/Tushie

Posterior cleavage[edit]

Rørleggersprekk (norwegian) Aircondition (norwegian)

Pubic hair[edit]

  • Arbusto, el ( Latin American Spanish)
  • Beaver (for women; can be used for pubic hair or for the lack thereof)
  • Bhosra(used only for female pubic hair)( Hindi)
  • Boosh
  • Bush
  • Carpet (as in, does the carpet match the drapes?)
  • Chinge (male pubic hair)( Japanese)
  • Crotch Fire
  • Conejo (women only; "rabbit" read:furry) ( Spanish)
  • Dental floss (re: 69)
  • Ecu (women's only. Old English, from French "ecu" = shield: refering to shape of the pubes)
  • Elmo
  • Felpudo (used only for female pubic hair) ( Spanish)
  • Floci ( Romanian)
  • Floss
  • Fluff
  • Forest
  • Fur
  • Fuzz
  • Gaza Strip (used principally in connection with Jewish women)
  • Grass
  • Growler
  • Growth
  • Grove
  • Hea ( Japanese)
  • Inmou ( Japanese)
  • Jhaath(male pubic hair)( Hindi)
  • Jungle of love
  • Lettuce
  • Landing strip (after a Brazilian wax)
  • Laure Ka Baal(male pubic hair)( Hindi)
  • Lund Ka Baal(male pubic hair)( Hindi)
  • Mange (female pubic hair)( Japanese)
  • Mound
  • Muff
  • Muffin
  • Nest
  • Oso, el ( Spanish: the bear)
  • Pubes
  • Short and curlies
  • Spiders Legs
  • Stuff
  • Thatch

Thighs[edit]

  • Cunt stimulators
  • Futomomo ( Japanese)
  • Gams
  • Meat columns
  • Passion cylinders
  • Penis stimulatees
  • Sexies (for women)

Male genitalia[edit]

Some terms refer to only the penis or only the testicles, and some to both. The distinction is not always clear. However, an attempt has been made to classify the terms in this manner.

Penis[edit]

Penis A-B[edit]

  • Aardvark (uncircumcised; cf anteater, below)
  • Angry Samoan
  • Ankle Spanker (extremely large penis)
  • Anteater (foreskinned penis)
  • Arrow
  • Ass plower
  • Ass pounder
  • Ass ripper
  • Badajo (Spanish)
  • Baloney
  • Banana
  • Battering-ram (sometimes "blunt-ended ___"; circumcised)
  • Beaver buster
  • Beaver cleaver
  • Beef bayonet
  • Berliner ("Ich bin ein...")
  • Bibys (Lithuanian)
  • Bicho (Spanish)
  • Big Ben
  • Big Ed and the twins
  • Bipper
  • Bird
  • Bishop
  • Bishop in a turtleneck (uncircumcised penis)
  • Bitchsplitter, The
  • Blinky (My Fellow Americans)
  • Blood Thirsty Hound
  • Blue-veined microphone
  • Blue-veined throbber
  • Blue-veined pumpit junkit
  • Bologna Pony
  • Bone
  • Boner
  • Boy's best friend
  • Boycock
  • Boyhood
  • Boypole
  • Boystick
  • Bratwurst (Die Mommy Die! Reference; German)
  • Bulbul (Hebrew)
  • Butoh

Penis C[edit]

  • Cabbage roll
  • Captain, the
  • Captain Kirk
  • Captain Picard
  • Captain Planet
  • Captain Winky
  • Caralho ( Portuguese)
  • Carne ( Spanish, Italian: meat)
  • Cazzo ( Calabrian dialect of Italian)
  • Center pole
  • Cervix slammer (long penis)
  • Cigala (Del CATALA)
  • Cheney (reference to Dick Cheney)
  • Cherry popper
  • Chilichute
  • Chinchin ( Japanese)
  • Chinko (Japanese)
  • Chinpo (Japanese)
  • Choad/Chode (penis; sometimes defined as a penis with width greater than length)
  • Chorra ( Spanish)
  • Chromosome snake
  • Cipote ( Spanish)
  • Clit tickler
  • Clouded Frost Spire (black metal penis)
  • Clyde
  • Cock
  • Colonel
  • Corn dog
  • Crankshaft
  • Cream filled sausage
  • Creamcicle
  • Cum Cannon (for strong ejaculations)
  • Cumgun
  • Cumpole
  • Cumrod
  • Cumshooter
  • Cumstick
  • Cunt buster
  • Cunt poker
  • Cunt pounder
  • Cunt ripper
  • Cunt thumper
  • Cyclops


Penis D-E[edit]

  • Danglin' Fury
  • Daniel
  • Denture cleaner
  • Det tredje beinet (The third leg) ( Norwegian) as performed in song by Tom Mathisen
  • Devirginator
  • Diamond Cutter (very hard, as opp. to "blue-veiner", partially hard; from The Choirboys)
  • Dick
  • Ding-a-ling
  • Ding-dong
  • Dingus
  • Dink
  • Dipstick
  • Doctor Evil
  • Dolk (Danish, actually means "knife")
  • Dong/Donger
  • Donkeycock/Donkeydick (very large penis)
  • Doodle-dandy (from masturbation)
  • Doomhammer
  • Dork
  • Dragon Wang
  • Drill/Driller
  • Egg roll
  • Eiffel Tower
  • Elastic warrior
  • Elephant's trunk (uncircumcised)
  • Elvis
  • Endowment
  • Engine clanker
  • Equipment


Penis F-I[edit]

  • F.D.R. and The New Deal
  • Fatboy Slim
  • Father Christmas
  • First Penis, The (The US President's)
  • Fireman
  • Flagpole
  • Flaming Staff of Vengeance which Conquers the Sniveling Flowers of Pink Town with Medieval War Bombs of Gooey Hysteria
  • Flute
  • Floyd
  • Fuck stick
  • Gazong
  • Gherkin
  • Giggle stick
  • Goober
  • Gut stick
  • Guy's best friend
  • Ham trucheon
  • Hangdown
  • Happiness
  • Hasenpfeffer ( German)
  • Heat-seeking missile/Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
  • Herman the one-eyed German
  • Hobbit
  • Hog/Hawg
  • Hooded Knight
  • Hoo hoo dilly ( South Park reference)
  • Horsecock/Horsedick (very large penis)
  • Hose
  • Hot dog
  • Human Horn ( Futurama reference)
  • Impregnator

Penis J-K[edit]

  • Jack the Ripper
  • Jills Javelin
  • Jade phoenix
  • Jammy
  • Jawbreaker
  • Jesus
  • Jimmer jammer
  • Jimmy
  • Jizz cannon
  • Jizzer
  • John Thomas (term first used in Lady Chatterley's Lover)
  • Johnson
  • Jonathan's one-eyed master
  • Joystick
  • Junk
  • Khram ( Borat reference)
  • Kickstand
  • Kidney cracker ( Frantics reference)
  • Kidney sweeper
  • Kielbasa (a type of Polish sausage)
  • Knee knocker
  • Knob
  • Kutas ( Polish)


Penis L[edit]

  • Lad ( Irish)
  • Lanze ( German)
  • Lap bone
  • Lap taffy
  • Leaning Tower of Pisa
  • Leg wand
  • Lightsaber
  • Limecat
  • Lingum or lingam (from Hindu)
  • Little Buddy
  • Little Elvis
  • Little General, the (from the tv show Friends)
  • Little Major, the (from the tv show Friends)
  • Little Man
  • Little Willy
  • Lizard
  • Log
  • Lollipop
  • Longfellow
  • Love club
  • Love loaf
  • Love length
  • Love missile
  • Love muscle
  • Love Pump
  • Love Sausage
  • Love snake
  • Love stick
  • Love wand



Penis M[edit]

  • Magic dragon (reference to Pete's Dragon)
  • Magic stick
  • Magic wand
  • Main cable
  • Main vein
  • Manhood
  • Manmeat
  • Manrod
  • Manroot
  • Mantower
  • Martillo ( Spanish: Hammer)
  • Meat
  • Meat missile (made famous by Max Hardcore)
  • Meat piston
  • Meat popsicle
  • Meat stick
  • Meat thermometer
  • Meat whistle
  • Megg's best friend (cajun vernacular)
  • Member (Spanish: Miembro)
  • Mickey (chiefly Irish)
  • Micro Mikey
  • Middle leg (large penis)
  • Minchia ( Sicilian dialect of Italian)
  • Mini-Me (reference to Austin Powers)
  • Minga (Spanish)
  • Missile
  • Monkey
  • Monster
  • Mouth organ (ref. to oral sex; cf skin flute")
  • Mr. Happy
  • Mr. Wiggly


Penis N-O[edit]

  • Needle
  • Old fella/Old feller/Old fellow
  • One-eyed monster
  • One-eyed snake
  • One-eyed trouser snake
  • One-eyed trouser trout
  • Organ
  • Oscar ("My Baloney has a first name...")

Penis P[edit]

  • Pijo ( Spanish)
  • Pikk ( Norwegian)
  • Pimmel ( German)
  • Pinga (Spanish)
  • Pink Darth Vader
  • Pink torpedo ( Spinal Tap reference)
  • Pipe
  • Piperoll (movie "She's Gotta Have It")
  • Pisser
  • Plank
  • Pleasure pole
  • Pleasure scepter
  • Pleasure stick
  • Pocket rocket
  • Pole
  • Polla ( Spanish)
  • Popcorn surprise
  • Pork hammer
  • Pork pistol
  • Pork sword
  • Poronga ( Spanish)
  • Porra ( Portuguese)
  • Pounder
  • Presidential staff
  • Prick
  • Pud
  • Pullover (uncircumcised; opp = turtleneck, from The Choirboys (novel))
  • Pump action yoghurt gun
  • Purple fist
  • Purple katana
  • Purple-headed monster
  • Purple-headed mushroom
  • Purple-headed yogurt slinger
  • Purple-headed warrior
  • Purple-helmet warrior
  • Purple-veined clarinet
  • Pussy plower
  • Putz
  • Pympalas (lithuanian)
  • Python


Penis Q-R[edit]

  • Rammer
  • Ramrod
  • Rape rod
  • Rapestick
  • Rearpoker
  • Red Rocket
  • Remington
  • Richard (Little Richard)
  • Richard Pearce (Extremely Small Penis)
  • Rocket
  • Rod
  • Roger Ramrod (adult video game)
  • Rumple Foreskin


Penis S[edit]

  • Sailor
  • Salami
  • Salami packer
  • Samurai's Backup
  • Sausage ( Spanish: Salchicha)
  • Scepter
  • Schlinger
  • Schlong/Shlong/schlonger
  • Schmeckle
  • Schmuck
  • Schnitzel
  • Schwanz ( Swiss German)
  • Schwarz ( Spaceballs)
  • Schwanzstucker (from Young Frankenstein)
  • Shaft
  • Shit stabber
  • Shrimp Tempura
  • Skin flute
  • Slammer
  • Smoked meat log
  • Snake
  • Snopp
  • Snuffaluffagus (foreskinned penis)
  • Spam
  • Spam javelin
  • Spanky
  • Stanley (the power tool)
  • Stick/Schtick
  • Sword


Penis T-U[edit]

  • Talliwhacker/Tallywhacker
  • Tent Rod
  • Thigh spreader
  • Thigh stimulator
  • Third leg (large penis)
  • Throbbing Thrill Hammer
  • Timpo ( 2ch)
  • Tissemann (danish/Tissemand) (norwegian)
  • Titi ( Filipino)
  • Todger
  • Tommy
  • Tommyboy
  • Tool
  • Tootsie Roll
  • Toy
  • Treff
  • Tripod (man with an abnormally large penis; Goldmember reference)
  • Trolley
  • Trouser snake
  • Trouser trout
  • Trouser weasel
  • Trunk
  • Tube steak
  • Tummy banana
  • Thumper
  • Twat jockey
  • Twig
  • Uccello ( Italian: bird)
  • Unit


Penis V-Z[edit]

  • V-Rod
  • Verga ( Portuguese, used more in Portugal than in Spain)
  • Vienna sausage
  • Viper
  • Vitelo ( Portuguese)
  • Voodoo stick
  • Wang/Wong
  • Wanger/Wanga
  • War club
  • War hammer
  • Warrior of love
  • Wee-wee
  • Wiener (misspelled "Weiner" on The Simpsons)
  • Wienie (or Weinie, Weenie)
  • Wenus (reference to an episode of Friends; meant to sound like the combination of Wiener and Penis, but actually an acronym for "Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics")
  • Whip
  • Whiz wand
  • Wife's best friend
  • Wiggly, Mr
  • Willie/Willy
  • Wing wong
  • Winkie
  • Wobbly
  • Worm
  • XY stick
  • Yogurt slinger
  • Yoni feeder
  • Zabourah ( Arabic)
  • Zain ( Hebrew)



Erection[edit]

  • Asadachi (morning erection in Japanese)
  • Bandé ( French, used in Québec, at least)
  • Blue-veiner (cf diamond cutter, below)
  • Chubby
  • Diamond Cutter (very hard; cf blue-veiner, from The Choirboys)
  • Empalmado ( Spanish)
  • Erecto (Spanish)
  • Flagpole
  • Hard/Hard-on (Spanish: Duro)
  • Honk the Horn
  • Horn
  • Happy to see you
  • Khram stand (Borat)
  • Knochen ( German: bone)
  • Latte (German)
  • Morgenbrød (morning bread) ( Norwegian
  • Morning Glory
  • Morning missile
  • Morning wood
  • Pickle in your pocket (as in: "Is that a __ or are you just happy to see me?")
  • Piss hardon (in the morning, when alone... :(
  • Pitching a tent (When under a blanket)
  • Pocket rocket
  • President Wilson
  • Raising the flag
  • Ständer ( German)
  • Stiffy
  • Steifen ( German)
  • Saluting the general
  • Standing at (or to) attention
  • Tent pole (in trousers, kilt, or under a blanket)
  • Tesão ( Portuguese)
  • Throb
  • Tilt-in-the-kilt ("the angle of the dangle is proportional to the ___"; geometry for Canadian Highland Regiments)
  • Trempera (Spanish)
  • Truncheon
  • Tusa ( Portuguese)

М


Foreskin ( prepuce)[edit]

  • Banana skin
  • Blinds
  • Bobby's anorak
  • Burrito
  • Cafe curtains
  • Coin tray
  • Curtains
  • Drapes
  • Elephant's snout (or trunk)
  • Extra skin
  • Fatah ( Arabic; considered a grave insult)
  • Goatskin
  • Gobbler
  • Helmet pelmet
  • Hood
  • Lace (curtains)
  • Onion skin
  • Pea-sized purse
  • Pullover (opp.= turtleneck; from The Choirboys)
  • Sheath
  • Snapper
  • Toque
  • Venetian blinds
  • Zalupa (Russian)



  • Acorn (or "purple acorn"; ref. to Latin meaning of "glans")
  • Army helmet
  • Bell
  • Bell end
  • Cabeza ( Spanish)
  • Capullo (Spanish)
  • Cue ball
  • Darth Vader
  • Dome
  • Fireman
  • Fronthead
  • German helmet
  • German Stormtrooper
  • Kipa ( Hebrew)
  • Knob
  • Mushroom cap
  • Plum
  • Puntita, la (Spanish)
  • Purple helmet
  • Shiggity-fronthead
  • Soldiers Helmet
  • Skull
  • Warhead


Testicles[edit]

Testicles A-J[edit]

  • Acorns
  • Agates
  • Bags
  • Ballocks
  • Balls
  • Bangers
  • Bannocks
  • Baws ( Scottish slang)
  • Beecham's
  • Beans
  • Bean bags'
  • Beitzim (Eggs) Hebrew)
  • Berries
  • Bollocks
  • Boulles ( French)
  • Boys
  • Boys in the basement
  • Cajones/Cojones ( Spanish)
  • Colhões ( Portuguese)
  • Cobblers
  • Cods
  • Crown jewels
  • Eggs
  • Family jewels
  • Gonads
  • Goolies
  • Gosses ( French, prob. just Canadian)
  • Grapes
  • Huevos (Spanish: "eggs")
  • Hairy danglers
  • Jacobs (Rhyming slang: Jacob's Crackers = Knackers)


Testicles K-Z[edit]

  • Knackers
  • Knockers
  • Kogan (睾丸) ( Japanese)
  • Lemons
  • Loins
  • Marbles
  • Masende ( Zulu)
  • Nuts
  • Oeufs ( French; "eggs")
  • Orchestra stalls
  • Paparia ( Greek)
  • Pelotas ( Spanish: "balls")
  • Ping and Pong
  • Plums
  • Prunes
  • Raisins (ref. man on steroids)
  • Rocks
  • Stepchildren
  • Stones
  • Store
  • Tackle
  • Three-threes

Scrotum[edit]

The scrotum holds the testicles outside of the body cavity.

  • Bag
  • Ball bag
  • Ballsac/Ballsack
  • Ballpark
  • Bean bag
  • Knapsack
  • Mud flap
  • Nutsac/Nutsack
  • Poche ( French: "pouch" or "pocket")
  • Pouch
  • Pung ( Norwegian)
  • Sac ( French: "bag" or "sack")
  • Sack
  • Saco ( Spanish: "sack")
  • Scrot
  • Spud/potato sack
  • Sud sack
  • Tea bag
  • Tetlies
  • Wicked sack
  • Yam bag (or Yam Sack)

Vas Deferens[edit]

Penis and testicles[edit]

  • Area
  • Bangers and mash
  • Basket
  • Bat and balls
  • Beanie Wienies (common cafeteria food)
  • Big Jim & the twins
  • Bits 'n pieces
  • Block and tackle
  • Branch and acorns
  • Bulges (from early Saturday Night Live's Wild and Crazy Guys stock characters)
  • Cabbages and cod
  • Cain and Abels
  • Captain Winkey and his two first mates
  • Cash and prizes
  • Crown jewels
  • Donkey
  • Eggs and bangers/Eggs 'n bangers
  • Equipment
  • Family jewels
  • Frank and beans/Frank 'n beans
  • Fruit basket
  • Junk
  • Lunchbox (UK: particularly used for male athletes)
  • Meat and two veg
  • Mr. Happy And His Two Nutty Friends
  • Nose and spectacles
  • Naughty bits
  • Package
  • Peter, Paul, and Larry
  • Rad chilies
  • Twig and berries
  • Viande et deux legumes ( French)
  • Wedding tackle

Female intimate parts[edit]

Terms for the female breasts and genitals.

Breasts[edit]

Breasts A[edit]

  • Abbott and Costello
  • Airbags
  • Alaskas
  • All day suckers
  • Alpha betas
  • Alps
  • Amazons
  • Ample supply
  • Amortisseurs ( French: "shock absorbers")
  • An Bord Bainne ( Irish; literally, "The Milk Board", the organisation which oversees the dairy industry in Ireland)
  • Angel cakes
  • Annette Funicellos
  • Ant bites (small ones)
  • Appalachians
  • Apple dumpling shops
  • Apples
  • Altars
  • Arguments
  • Artichokes
  • Assets
  • Atom smashers
  • Attic
  • Aurorae Australis
  • Ammayi Bayili(Telugu)
  • Avant-postes (Outposts)
  • Avant-scenes (Apron - of stage)
  • Avanteges/Advantages
  • Avocados
  • Awning

Breasts B[edit]

  • B-52's
  • Babaloos
  • Baby baits
  • Baby feeders
  • Baby's best friend
  • Baby's dinners
  • Baby's public house
  • Babylons
  • Backbreakers
  • Back rubbers
  • Backrests
  • Bag o' groceries
  • Baggies
  • Baggos
  • Bagos
  • Bags
  • Bait and lure
  • Balboas
  • Balcon/Balcony
  • Balloons
  • Baloobas
  • Banana squeezers
  • Bangers
  • Bangles
  • Banzais
  • Baps
  • Barbeaus
  • Barnacles
  • Barnes and Noble
  • Basketballs
  • Bassoons
  • Bath toys
  • Batons
  • Battleships
  • Baubles
  • Bazongas
  • Bazonkers
  • Bazookas
  • Bazoomas
  • Bazooms
  • Bazoombas
  • Beacons
  • Beanbags
  • Beautiful eyes
  • Beaver
  • Bebops
  • Bedtime beach balls
  • Beestings
  • Begonias
  • Bejonkers
  • Ben and Jerry
  • Bert and Ernie
  • Berthas
  • Best friends
  • Betty Boops
  • Betties
  • BiBs (bigger is better!)
  • Big bazooties
  • Big Berthas
  • Big boppers
  • Big brown eyes
  • Big foot radials
  • Big sacks of jugs
  • Bigguns
  • Bijongas
  • Bikini stuffers
  • Billibongs
  • Binoculars (from Death of a Salesman)
  • Bio domes
  • Biscuits
  • Bits of tid
  • Bitties
  • Bizcochos
  • Blimps
  • Blockbusters
  • Blouse bunnies
  • Bobolas
  • Bobos
  • Bodacious ta-tas
  • Boingos
  • Boites-a-Lait (Milk bottles)
  • Bolshy groodies
  • Bongos
  • Bonkers
  • Bonnie and Clyde
  • Boobage
  • Boobalicious
  • Boobers
  • Boobies
  • Booblies
  • Boobs
  • Bookends
  • Bookrests
  • Boomers
  • Boom-boom rockets
  • Bosoms
  • Boston wobblers
  • Bottles
  • Boulderados
  • Boulders
  • Bouncers
  • Bouncing beauties
  • Bouncing Betties
  • Boy bait
  • Boys, the
  • Bozos
  • Bra buddies
  • Bra busters
  • Bra fight
  • Bra stuffers
  • Braille for "Suck me"
  • Brain busters
  • Braunsteins
  • Breakfast tray
  • Breasteses (intentional mispluralization)
  • Breasticles
  • Breed winners
  • Brisket
  • Bristol Cities, Bristols (derived from " Bristol City"; Cockney rhyming slang for "titty")
  • BRitney's Assets (BRAs)
  • Bronskis
  • Brown speckled pups
  • Brown-nosed sweater puppies
  • Brownies
  • Brustwarzes
  • Bubbas
  • Bubbies
  • Bubble cups
  • Bubbles
  • Buboes (See Bubonic Plague)
  • Bubs
  • Buckets
  • Buds
  • Bugs
  • Bulbs
  • Bulges
  • Bullets
  • Bumper cars
  • Bumper guards
  • Bumpers
  • Bumps
  • Bumps in the night
  • Bunnies
  • Buoys
  • Bushel-bubbies
  • Busorgnies (ravonic)
  • Bust
  • Busters
  • Busties
  • Busts
  • Butter bags
  • Butterballs
  • Buttons

Breasts C[edit]

  • Caboodles
  • Cachongas
  • Cadillac bumpers
  • Café La Mama
  • Calabasas
  • Camelots
  • Cams
  • Canisters
  • Cannon balls
  • Cannons
  • Cans
  • Cantaloupes
  • Capitol domes
  • Car waxers (prob. ref. to scene in Cool Hand Luke)
  • Caracas
  • Cargo
  • Caricatures
  • Carumbas
  • Casaba melons
  • Casabas
  • Castanets
  • Castles in the air
  • Cat heads
  • Cha-chas
  • Chachabingos
  • Chalky cliffs
  • Chalupas
  • Charlie's Angels
  • Charlies
  • Chaw
  • CheChes
  • Cheek warmers
  • Cherry cakes
  • Cherry caps
  • Chest
  • Chest hams
  • Chest meat
  • Chest ornaments
  • Chest puppies
  • Chesterfields
  • Chesticles
  • Chestnuts
  • Chet-flasted
  • Chi-chis
  • Chickadees
  • Chickaroonies
  • Chihuahuas
  • Chimichangas
  • Chimpanzees
  • Chiquitas
  • Chock blocks
  • Chockey-nips
  • Choochoos
  • Chombalonies
  • Chubbies
  • Chubs
  • Chumbawumbas
  • Chungas
  • Chopons
  • Cinch sacks
  • Circus tents
  • Claire-de-Lunes
  • Clams
  • Cleft udders
  • Coconuts
  • Cock Warmers
  • Cold weather indicators
  • Combreastables
  • Commode cloggers
  • Comfort Fruits
  • Concitas
  • Cones
  • Congas
  • Conundrums
  • Corkers
  • Countess and the lady
  • Cowabungas
  • Coxcombs
  • Creamers
  • Cream pies
  • Creampuffs
  • Cruise missiles
  • Cubs
  • Cuddly dudes
  • Cuhuangas
  • Cupcakes
  • Cups
  • Cups-runneth-over
  • Curves
  • Cushions


Breasts D[edit]

  • Dick rollers
  • Diddies
  • Ding dongs
  • Dingers
  • Dinghies
  • Dinglebobbers
  • Dingoes
  • Dinners
  • Dirigibles
  • Dirty pillows
  • Distributor caps
  • Djemba-Djembas (after the soccer player Eric Djemba-Djemba)
  • Djaboings
  • Dolly Partons
  • Domes
  • Donkey's ears
  • Doodads
  • Doorbells
  • Doorknobs
  • Doozers
  • Doozies
  • Doppelgangers
  • Double dribbles
  • Double D's
  • Double trouble
  • Double whammies
  • Doudounes
  • Doughboys
  • Droopers
  • Drums
  • Dual air bags
  • Dual floppies
  • Duckies
  • Deuce-and-a-halves
  • Dueling banjos
  • Dugs
  • Du monde au balcon ( French: size-dependent; "to have everyone on one's balcony")
  • Dum dums
  • Dumbbells
  • Dumplings
  • Dunes
  • Durantes
  • Dutch Alps
  • Dynamic duo
  • Dynamite

Breasts E[edit]

  • Egos
  • Eigers
  • Eisenhowers
  • El primo torpedoes
  • Elephants
  • Ellby and Arb
  • Emerson bigguns
  • Emmersomes
  • Empress and the queen
  • Ewers
  • Exegeses
  • Explosives
  • Eyes

Breasts F[edit]

  • Fahrvergnügens (from the Volkswagen advertising campaign)
  • Feedbags
  • Female Chest Decorum
  • First base
  • Flapjacks
  • Flappers
  • Flat plains
  • Flesh bulbs
  • Flesh Colored Fun Bags
  • Flesh fillets
  • Flesh Fujis
  • Flesh melons
  • Floaters
  • Floats
  • Flopdoodles
  • Floppers
  • Flotation devices
  • Flotteurs/Floaters
  • Flowers of attitude
  • Fly swatters
  • Fly tetas
  • Fog lights
  • Food For Thought
  • Footlights
  • Fred and Ethel
  • Fried eggs (flat; sometimes "___ with the yolks broken", ref. to large areolae)
  • Friends
  • Front bum
  • Front end alignment
  • Front lumps (from "The Simpsons")
  • Front porch
  • Frontal elevation
  • Frontal female water wings
  • Frosties
  • Frybabies
  • Fujiyamas
  • Fun bags
  • Fun domes
  • Funbags
  • Funnel cakes
  • Fuzzy Peaches

Breasts G[edit]

  • Gagas
  • Gajoombas
  • Gajungas
  • Garbage bags
  • Garbanzos
  • Garbos
  • Gazingas
  • Gazelles
  • Geraldos (prob. ref. to US TV personality Geraldo Rivera)
  • Girls, the
  • Girlie bumpers
  • Girlthangs
  • Glad bags
  • Gland Canyon, the
  • Glands
  • Glandular endowments
  • Glass cutters
  • Globelets
  • Globes
  • Glockenspeils
  • Gnugens
  • Gobstoppers
  • God's greatest creation
  • God's milk bottles
  • Godzillas
  • Golden bozos
  • Golden domes
  • Gongas
  • Goobers
  • Good bits
  • Goodies
  • Goodyears
  • Googles
  • Goombas
  • Goonas
  • Grab-ems
  • Grand Jeans (French)
  • Grand Tetons (ultimately, from the French: slang meaning "big tits" - the mountains were named for their shape!)
  • Grapefruits
  • Gravity magnets
  • Great galloping galoogies
  • Gros Jos (Québec)
  • Great wobblin' wazoobies
  • Grillwork
  • Groodies
  • Groupies
  • Guavas
  • Gubiczas
  • Gumballs
  • Gumdrops
  • Gunboats
  • Guns
  • Guys, the

Breasts H[edit]

  • Hakuna mutatas
  • Hallelujahs
  • Hammocks for two
  • Handfuls
  • Handle bars
  • Handholds
  • Handsets
  • Hand warmers
  • Hangers
  • Hanging cucumbers
  • Happy bags
  • Happy pillows
  • Hat hangers
  • Headbangers
  • Headers
  • Head lamps
  • Headlights
  • Headphones
  • Headsets
  • Heavers
  • Heavy duty honeydews
  • Hee-haws
  • Hefties
  • Heifers
  • Helicopters
  • Hematomas
  • Hemispheres
  • Hercules and Achilles
  • Hershey Kisses
  • High beams
  • High pockets
  • High-rise weather balloons
  • Hills
  • Hindenburgs
  • Hinderbinders
  • Hippos
  • Ho hos
  • Hobey J's
  • Hogans
  • Holmes & Watson
  • Home sweet home
  • Honeydews
  • Honeyholders
  • Honkers
  • Honorarium
  • Hood ornaments
  • Hoohas
  • Hoosiers
  • Hooters
  • Hoots
  • Hoovers
  • Hoppy and Bob
  • Horns
  • Horrorshow Bolshy Groodies
  • Hot air balloons
  • Hot commodities
  • Hotcakes
  • Hottentots
  • Hounds, the
  • House of Lords
  • How's your father's
  • Howitzers
  • Howlers
  • Hubba bubbas
  • Hubcaps
  • Huffies
  • Hug bumps
  • Huge maguffies
  • Huggy bears
  • Hugh jooters
  • Human tetherballs
  • Humdingers
  • Humonganoids
  • Humpin' hooters
  • Hurricane lanterns
  • Hush Puppies
  • Hypnotizers

Breasts I[edit]

  • I-want-thems
  • ICBMs
  • Ice caps
  • Ice cubes
  • Idahos
  • Igloos
  • Il y a du beau monde (said of a generously endowed woman - literally "Here we have some nice people".)
  • Implants
  • Inflatables
  • Ios
  • Ipsedixits
  • Isaac Newtons
  • Itty bits
  • Itty bitty titties

Breasts J[edit]

  • Jaboings
  • Jackalopes
  • Jackanapes
  • Jacks
  • Jaggers
  • Jahoobies
  • Jambalayas
  • Janet Jacksons
  • Jawbreakers
  • Jay and Silent Bobs
  • Jelly bells
  • Jemimas
  • Jerry-bilts
  • Jersey cities
  • Jets
  • Jibs
  • Jigglies
  • Jigglers
  • Jiggly wigglies
  • Jobbers
  • John and Paul
  • Jordans
  • Jubblies
  • Juggernauts
  • Juggies
  • Jugglies
  • Jugs
  • Jukes
  • Jumblies
  • Jumbo chickpeas
  • Jumbos

Breasts K[edit]

  • Knicknacks
  • Knobbers
  • Knobs
  • Knockers
  • Kongas
  • Kukla, Fran and Ollie
  • Kumquats
  • Kyonyuu (giant breasts in Japanese)


Breasts L[edit]

  • La breas
  • Lactating lungs
  • Lactation Station
  • Lactic lobes
  • Lacto grenades
  • Lactoids
  • Load stones
  • Loaves
  • Loaves of love
  • Lobes
  • Loblollies
  • Locklears
  • Long range tanks
  • Lollies
  • Lollipops
  • Lollos
  • Lookers
  • Lost sheep
  • Love handles
  • Love jugs
  • Love kegs
  • Love lumps
  • Love melons
  • Love muffins
  • Love pillows
  • Lovelies
  • Low riders
  • Lucky charms
  • Lug 'ems
  • Lulas
  • Lulus
  • Lung covers
  • Lung hammers
  • Lung nuts
  • Lungs
  • Lungwarts
  • Luscious lip-smackers

Breasts M[edit]

  • Macaroos
  • Mackerels
  • Madonnas
  • Magnates
  • Magnets
  • Magnificent pontoons of love
  • Magookins
  • Maguppies
  • Maharanis
  • Mahatmas
  • Majestic mountains
  • Major dongs
  • Major league mammaries
  • Major motion picture material
  • Male-madness inducers
  • Mamacitas
  • Mamas ( Portuguese word for normal size tits)
  • Mama's pillows
  • Mambazos
  • Maminhas ( Portuguese word for small tits)
  • Mammalian protuberances
  • Mammarambas
  • Mammaries
  • Mammary Lane
  • Mammies
  • Mamões ( Portuguese word for big tits)
  • Mams
  • Mamms
  • Man magnets
  • Man puppets
  • Mangos
  • Mannipulators
  • Mappemonde (those old fashioned maps showing two hemispheres)
  • Maracas
  • Marangos
  • Maraschinos
  • Marbles
  • Margaritas
  • Marimbas
  • Marshmallows
  • Marx Brothers
  • Mary-Kate and Ashley (From 8 Simple Rules)
  • Massage pillows
  • Matching headlights
  • Matiti ( Swahili)
  • Mau maus
  • Mausers
  • Mazongas
  • McDLT's
  • McFloppities
  • Meatbags
  • Meatballs
  • Meat loaves
  • Melon patch
  • Meat puppets
  • Melones ( Spanish)
  • Melons
  • Mesmerizers
  • Mickey and Minnie
  • Mike and Ike
  • Milk bags
  • Milk bombs
  • Milk bottles
  • Milk cans
  • Milk Duds
  • Milk fountains
  • Milk jugs
  • Milk kegs
  • Milk makers
  • Milk melons
  • Milk shakes
  • Milk towers
  • Milk wagons
  • Milky sacks of calcium
  • Milky moos
  • Minarets
  • Minesweepers
  • Minneapolis and St. Paul
  • Minnebagos
  • Missiles
  • Mobutus
  • Mogambas
  • Mojuba's, the
  • Mole hills
  • Mommas
  • Mondos
  • Moneymakers
  • Monroes
  • Montezumas
  • Moo moos
  • Moogies
  • Moon pies
  • Moonlight sonatas
  • Mosobs
  • Mosquito bites
  • Mother loads
  • Mounds
  • Mounds of Jello
  • Mountain peaks
  • Mountains
  • Mount Fujis
  • Mouthwatering scoops of flesh
  • Moveable feast
  • Muchachas
  • Muffins
  • Mugger (Norwegian)
  • Mulligans
  • Murphies
  • Mushmelons
  • Mutt and Jeff


Breasts N[edit]

  • National Geographics
  • Nature's founts
  • Nature's little thermometers
  • Naughty bits
  • Nay-nays
  • Nectarines
  • Neeners
  • Nenes
  • Nevernevers
  • Nibards
  • Niblets
  • Nibs
  • Nice pair of thrupennies
  • Nice set of hands
  • Nice-uns
  • Nichons
  • Nin-nins
  • Ninnies
  • Ninny jugs
  • Ninth and tenth wonders of the world
  • Nippeloons
  • Nippelos
  • Nippers
  • Nipples
  • Nipple-caddies
  • Nipple sundaes
  • Nips
  • Nodes
  • Nodules
  • Noochies
  • Noogies
  • Noonies
  • Norks
  • Northern neon-beamed headlights
  • Nortons
  • Nose cones
  • Nubbins
  • Nuclear warheads
  • Nuggs (nummy juggs)
  • Nukes
  • Num-nums
  • Nefertitties


Breasts O[edit]

  • Obelisks
  • Oblations
  • Oboes
  • Off-on volume and the channel selector
  • Omigods
  • Ooh-wah-ah-ah-ah's
  • Oompas
  • Oppai ( Japanese)
  • Oppenheimers
  • Oracles
  • Oranges
  • Orbs
  • Ostrich eggs
  • Ottomans
  • Overhang
  • Overstuffed cushions
  • Overstuffed pillows
  • Owls

Breasts P[edit]

  • Padding
  • Paducahs
  • Pagodas
  • Pair
  • Pair of problems
  • Palms
  • Palookas
  • Pamelas
  • Pancakes
  • Papayas
  • Parabolas
  • Pare-chocs (bumpers)
  • Parrots
  • Part numbers, The
  • Party bags
  • Party hats
  • Party passes
  • Pastor baiters
  • Pastries
  • Papai (lithuanian)
  • Paw patties
  • Peaches
  • Peacocks
  • Peakers
  • Peaks
  • Pears
  • Pebbles
  • Pects
  • Peepers
  • Pencil erasers
  • Pendulums
  • Penis pillows
  • Perkies
  • Perkos
  • Perpetual entertainment
  • Personal flotation devices
  • Pert and perkies
  • Pete and repeat
  • Pia Zadoras
  • Pick and peck
  • Pies
  • Pike's Peaks
  • Pillows
  • Pimples
  • Ping pings
  • Pink-nosed puppies
  • Pinkies
  • Pinky and perky
  • Pips
  • Pirate's dream ("sunken chest" - said of flat-chested women)
  • Planetoids
  • Pleasant eminences
  • Pleasure mounds
  • Pleasure peaks
  • Plentifuls
  • Plucktifuls
  • Plums
  • Plumpers
  • Plumpies
  • Pneumatic bliss
  • Pods of lust
  • Pointer Sisters
  • Pointers
  • Points
  • Pokers
  • Polygons
  • Pompoms
  • Ponderosas
  • Pontoons
  • Poppinjays
  • Portable typewriters
  • Potatoes
  • Praise God(s)
  • President of the Itty-Bitty or Itsy-Bitsy Titty Committee (woman with extremely small breasts)
  • Presidential pair
  • Pretty-pretties
  • Pride and joy
  • Professors
  • Proof that God exists
  • Protuberances
  • PT boats
  • Pumpkin patch
  • Pumpkins
  • Pumps
  • Pupp, or in plural:Pupper ( Norwegian)
  • Puppies
  • Pushmatahas
  • Push-ups
  • Pyramids

Breasts Q[edit]


Breasts R[edit]

  • Rack
  • Rackage
  • Radar domes
  • Radials
  • Ragtag and Bobtail
  • Raisins
  • Rib bumpers
  • Rib cushions
  • Rib flaps
  • Righty and Lefty
  • Rivets
  • Roberts
  • Rockets
  • Rockies
  • Romans
  • Roploplos
  • Rosebuds
  • Rositas
  • Rotors
  • Rotundas grandes
  • Roundabouts
  • Roundies
  • Roundtrippers
  • Ruby reds

Breasts S[edit]

  • Saggers
  • Saggies
  • Salamanders
  • Saline bags
  • Saline solutions, the
  • Salt and pepper
  • Sams
  • Sandbags
  • Sapphos
  • Satellites
  • Schmeebs on those Nortons
  • Schooners
  • Scones
  • Shirt potatoes
  • Shirt stuffers
  • Shivarees
  • Shlobes
  • Shmozobs
  • Shock absorbers
  • Shock and awe
  • Shoe buffers
  • Show stoppers
  • Skeeter bites
  • Skeeter chews
  • Ski slopes
  • Ski slopes to Heaven
  • Skin sacks
  • Slappers
  • Slutskers
  • Smart set
  • Smith and Wesson
  • Smoothies
  • Smuggling raisins
  • Snack rack
  • Snack trays
  • Snoogans
  • Snootchie Bootchie Nootchies
  • Snorbs
  • Snow cones
  • Snow tires
  • Snowy prominences
  • Snuggle pups
  • Sockdollagers
  • Sopapillas
  • Space aliens
  • Spark plugs
  • Specials
  • Speed bags
  • Speed bumps
  • Spheres
  • Spic and Span
  • Splazoingas
  • Spongecakes
  • Spontaneous combustibles
  • Spuds
  • Squashers
  • Squaw Valley
  • Squeaky toys
  • Stacks
  • Stanley and Livingstone
  • Stash in the dash
  • Stocking stuffers
  • Strap tangers
  • Stratus-spheres
  • Stress busters
  • Stripper's ATMs
  • Stuff
  • Stuffing
  • Stun grenades
  • Sturgeons
  • Sucklebags
  • Sugar cubes
  • Sugar melons
  • Sugar plums
  • Super droopers
  • Supernauts
  • Sultanas
  • Sweater bumpers
  • Sweater cows
  • Sweater kittens
  • Sweater meat
  • Sweater melons
  • Sweater mittens
  • Sweater Potatoes
  • Sweater puffs
  • Sweater puppets
  • Sweater puppies
  • Sweater stuffers
  • Sweat glands
  • Sweetrolls

Breasts T[edit]

  • Ta-tas
  • Tahitis
  • Talents
  • Tallapoosas
  • Tamales
  • Tambourines
  • Tango and Cash
  • Tankers
  • Tassels
  • Tastykakes
  • Tatas (corruption of Tetas, which see)
  • Tater tots
  • Tats
  • Tatties
  • Tattlers
  • Teacups
  • Teatolas
  • Thingies
  • Thoughtful Orbs
  • Thousand pities
  • Thirty-eights
  • Thrupennies or Thrupenny bits (Cockney rhyming slang for "tits")
  • Thwackers
  • Ticket punchers
  • Ticket sellers
  • Tidbits
  • Tiddly-winks
  • Tig bitties
  • Tig ol' bitties
  • Time zones
  • Tippers
  • Tishomingos
  • Titbits
  • Tits
  • Titskis
  • Titter
  • Titties
  • Titticacas
  • TNT's
  • Tobacco pouch
  • Tomatoes
  • Tom-toms
  • Tom and Jerry
  • Tongue depressors
  • Tongue twisters
  • Tonsils
  • Toolbags
  • Tooters
  • Tootsie pops
  • Top bollocks (or top bollox)
  • Tora Boras
  • Torpedoes
  • Tribbles
  • Turaluras
  • Twangers
  • Tweakers
  • Tweedledee and Tweedledum
  • Tweekers
  • Tweeters
  • Twin cities
  • Twin mounds
  • Twin peaks
  • Twins, the
  • Two eggs, sunny side up
  • Two puppies in a burlap bag
  • Twofers
  • Tympanis
  • Type 2s
  • Tzitzim Hebrew)


Breasts U[edit]

  • Uberalles
  • U-boats
  • Udders (also 'Udds')
  • Uhurus
  • Umbrellas
  • Umlauts
  • Upper karoos
  • Upper ten
  • USDAs
  • Utopia

Breasts V[edit]

  • Van Dorens
  • Victrolas
  • Volcanoes
  • Volksvanins
  • Volumes
  • Volvos
  • Voos

Breasts W[edit]

  • Wa-wa pedals
  • Wabs
  • Wahwahs
  • Waldos
  • Wallace and Grommit
  • Wally and the Beav
  • Wally wispoppers
  • Walters
  • Wang-doodles
  • Wanna Bs
  • Warheads
  • Warts
  • Water balloons
  • Watermelons
  • Weapons
  • Weapons of mass distraction
  • Wedding tackle
  • Whammers
  • Whapoons
  • Whatchacallems
  • Whim whams
  • White rabbits
  • Whole and 2%
  • Whoopies
  • Whoppers
  • Wibbly wobbly wonders
  • Widebodies
  • Wigglers
  • Wigwams
  • Willie and Waylon
  • Wilsons
  • Windbags
  • Windjammers
  • Windmills
  • Windshield wipers
  • Winnebagos
  • Wipers
  • Wobblers
  • Wobbly-Bobbly Funbags
  • Woman-pecs
  • Womanhood
  • Wonder twins
  • Wonderments
  • Wongas
  • Wonkas
  • Woodymakers
  • Woofers
  • Wookies
  • Wopbopaloobops
  • Workbench
  • World Trade Centers
  • Wows
  • Wreaths

Breasts X[edit]

  • Xenoliths
  • X-rateds
  • X-ray glasses
  • Xylophones

Breasts Y[edit]

  • Yabbos
  • Yabos
  • Yahoos
  • yak stacks
  • Yam bags
  • Yams
  • Yayas
  • Yazoos
  • Yeast dough
  • Ying yangs
  • Yippie and yahoo
  • Yippies
  • Yolandas
  • Yomamas
  • Yowsers
  • Yubees
  • Yum-yums
  • Yummies
  • Yugos


Breasts Z[edit]

  • Z-bras
  • Zagger and Evans
  • Zeppelins
  • Ziggurats
  • Ziggys
  • Zingers
  • Zippys
  • Zoom zooms
  • Zoombas
  • Zoomers
  • Zwiebacks
  • ZZ Tops

Female genitalia[edit]

Unlike most slang terms for the breasts, terms for the female reproductive system can be somewhat vague. They may refer to the vulva, vagina, or uterus, or their constituent parts, such as the clitoris, labia, Gräfenberg spot, and so forth. A very rough (incomplete) classification follows. Many of the terms catalogued here under "vagina" are in practice references to the female genitalia as a whole, or to the vulva and vagina.

Vagina[edit]

Vagina A-B</span>
  • Axe wound
  • Baby ATM
  • Baby cave
  • Baby chute
  • Badly-packed kebab (UK)
  • Bank
  • Bearded axe wound
  • Bearded Clam
  • Beast, the
  • Beef curtains
  • Beef sleeve
  • Beetle Bonnet (as in the VW car)
  • Bhosdo ( Hindi)
  • Boba (Spanish language - What little girls call their vaginas)
  • Booger Bear
  • Boji ( Korean)
  • Box
  • Bread-box
  • Budissey
  • Burial Mound
  • Bushy plate
Vagina C</span>
  • Camel toe pie
  • Camel's Hoof
  • Cave
  • Center of the universe
  • Cha cha ( South Park reference)
  • Chatte ( French)
  • Cheebye (Hokkien - Chinese Dialect)
  • Choach/Choachee
  • Chocho ( Spanish)
  • Choncha
  • Choot ( Hindi)
  • Choochi
  • C Jay C
  • Cock dock
  • Cock Gobbler
  • Cock holster
  • Cock Wallet
  • Cock warmer
  • Cockpit
  • Cock squeezer
  • Cockhole
  • Cocking station
  • Cocksocket
  • Cooch
  • Coochie
  • Coose
  • Cooter
  • Cootie catcher
  • Cooz/Cooze/Coozie
  • Concha ( Latin American Spanish)
  • Cona ( Portuguese)
  • Coño (Spanish)
  • Crab-hole
  • Cream collector
  • Cream puff
  • Cream pie
  • Cream wringer
  • Cum bucket
  • Cum dumpster
  • Cum tunnel
  • Cunny
  • Cunt
  • Cus ( Hebrew)


Vagina D-F</span>
  • Deedee
  • Dick holster
  • Diddly-do
  • Diddlyhopper
  • Donut/Doughnut
  • Dugout
  • Et cetera (old English euphemism)
  • Exchequer
  • Face flower
  • Fadge
  • Fanny (British English; in US English it means the posterior)
  • Faj
  • Fanjita
  • Fetus cannon
  • Fish
  • Fish taco
  • Fitte ( Norwegian)
  • Flange
  • Flesh tuxedo ( Spinal Tap reference)
  • Flower
  • Flossy
  • Foo foo valve
  • Front bottom
  • Fuck chasm
  • Fuck hole
  • Fud ( Scottish)
  • Fun hole
  • Fun hump
  • Fur burger
  • Furry cup
Vagina G-L</span>
  • Gaj's fun area
  • Gap
  • Gaping wound of the Christian fathers
  • Gaping hatchet wound
  • Gash
  • Gigi
  • Git
  • Glory hole
  • Golden doughnut
  • Goody bag
  • Goody gash
  • Gooey Love Hole
  • Grand Canyon (large vagina)
  • Grease quiver
  • Gummy smile
  • Gut Locker
  • Gutted hedgehog
  • Hair pie
  • Hairy grail
  • Hairy love hole
  • Ham Wallet
  • Harsh Pathak
  • Hatchet wound
  • Holiest of Holies
  • Honey pot
  • Hoobie
  • Hoo-ha
  • Hootie-hoo
  • Hotbox
  • Hotpocket
  • Hurrah hump
  • Husband hole
  • Ihir ( Arabic)
  • Jenny
  • John Bowman
  • Kuku ( Latin American Spanish)
  • Lady garden
  • Love canal
  • Love lock
  • Love locker
  • Love locket
  • Love socket
  • Love pocket
  • Love mitten
  • Love tunnel
  • Lulu
Vagina M-R</span>
  • Manko (Japanese)
  • Mating bucket
  • Meat curtains
  • Meat locker
  • Meat pocket
  • Meat sleeve
  • Meat wallet
  • Meow
  • Meercat
  • Mermaid's purse
  • Minge
  • Misty spelunk (from spelunking)
  • Monkey tube
  • Moose knuckle
  • Muffin
  • Music box
  • Mutt (Australian)
  • Neden
  • Neko
  • Naani
  • No-no zone
  • Nookie
  • Nooner (SNL skit)
  • Old oily
  • Omanko (Japanese)
  • Panocha (spanish I believe, sweet brown sugar treat)
  • Papo ( Spanish, used more in Venezuela than in Spain)
  • Peach
  • Peg Slot
  • Petunia
  • Pie
  • Piffers
  • Pink velvet sausage wallet
  • Piss Flaps (Used in Canada and Britain mostly)
  • Pizda (Romanian)
  • Pooku ( Telugu [India] )
  • Poon
  • poonaner
  • Poontang
  • Power Slot
  • Praying mantis
  • Princess
  • Protung
  • Pudenda (Whoopi Goldberg)
  • Puke/Puki ( Filipino)
  • Punani
  • Puppy maker
  • Purse
  • Pussy
  • Pyzda (lithuanian)
  • Queef hole
  • Queef vent
  • Quim (Middle English, Chaucer)
  • Raw prawn sarnie (from B3ta)
  • Rat trap
  • red snapper
  • Right hole
  • Roast Beef
  • Rot box
  • Rug
Vagina S-X</span>


  • Sausage wallet
  • Scar
  • Skwack
  • Sleipetorva ( Norwegian)
  • Slippery slot
  • Slit
  • Slot
  • Snapper
  • Snatch
  • Snootchie!
  • Snoo Snoo hole
  • Spam purse
  • Spaz Hole
  • Sperm bank
  • Sperm purse
  • Spit bucket
  • Squeeze box (alternate name for an accordion, also a song by The Who)
  • Stench Trench
  • Stinky pinky
  • Stinky orifice of Doom
  • Stink hole
  • Sugar walls
  • Sussy
  • Taco
  • Tang
  • Temple of chastity
  • The Winter of My Discontent
  • Thingamagiggy
  • Trim (from Dogma)
  • Tuna
  • Tuna cave
  • Tunnel of Love
  • Twat
  • Tweety/Tweetybird
  • Vag (long g sounds like a j) / Vadge
  • Vajayjay (from Gray's Anatomy)
  • Vazhïn (Borat reference)
  • Velvet
  • vestial tube
  • Vertical bacon sandwich
  • Vertical Hatchet Wound
  • Vertical smile
  • Venus cock trap
  • Vitamin C
  • Whisker biscuit
  • Whites-only drinking fountain
  • Winking eye
  • Winky
  • Wizard's sleeve
  • Wormhole to the Crab Nebula
  • Wormgerm
Vagina Y-Z</span>
  • Ying-yang
  • Yum-yum
  • Yummy


Hymen[edit]

  • Barrier
  • Cherry
  • Maidenhead
  • Shojomaku ( Japanese)
  • Virgin wall
  • Hinna (Norwegian)

Vulva[edit]

  • Artichoke
  • Bearded clam
  • Beaver
  • Buforgni (ravonic)
  • Burger
  • Camel toe
  • Clam
  • Closed Cunt Curtian
  • Cooch/Coochie/Coochy
  • Cookie
  • Coot/Cooter
  • Gaping Hatchet Wound
  • Inmon ( Japanese)
  • Lower lips
  • Muff/Muffin
  • Moose Knuckle (oversized or unsightly camel toe)
  • Nooky (when spelled "nookie" it means coitus)
  • Octopussoir (pronounced as if it were French, from Drawn Together)
  • Pink taco
  • Quim
  • Slit
  • Snatch
  • Sweaty axe wound
  • Twat

Clitoris[edit]

  • Bean
  • Boy/man in the boat
  • Button
  • Clit
  • Grelo ( Portuguese)
  • Herman
  • Happy Place
  • Hooded monk
  • Inkaku ( Japanese)
  • Kisimi ( Swahili)
  • Knob
  • Klitt ( Norwegian)
  • Kurichan ( Japanese, derived from the first part of the word below, with the -chan suffix of endearment)
  • Kuritorisu ( Japanese, derived from the English word clitoris)
  • Little friend
  • Little Man in the Boat
  • Love button
  • Magic bean
  • Moose knuckle
  • Nature's Rubik's Cube ( Family Guy reference)
  • Nub
  • Panic button
  • Pea in a pod
  • Pearl (primarily used in romance novels)
  • Sigmund (rhyming slang: Freudian Slip, Clit)
  • Venus mound (anglicised form of mons veneris, which in Latin refers to the fleshy area normally covered by pubic hair)
  • Douche

Labia[edit]

  • Badly-packed kebab
  • Beef curtains/flaps
  • Bologna draperies
  • Bulldog
  • Burnt ends
  • Captain blackbeards musket
  • Cunt lips
  • Fish flaps
  • Ham wallet
  • Inshin ( Japanese)
  • Loose meat sandwich
  • Lower lip
  • Meat curtains/flaps
  • Mongolian Beef
  • Mud flaps (when referring to black women)
  • Petals (romance novel euphemism)
  • Piss clam
  • Piss curtains
  • Piss fenders
  • Piss flaps
  • Pussy lips
  • Roast beef sandwich
  • Skeazy squeege
  • Sweet Meat
  • Taco
  • Turkey Neck
  • Vertical bacon sandwich
  • Vertical lips
  • Vertical smile
  • Wallet full of bologna
  • Worked-in catchers mit

Gräfenberg Spot[edit]

  • Heaven
  • Magic spot
  • Sweet spot
  • Yes! Yes! That's it! Oh, my GOD, yes! OHHHHH!

Cervix[edit]

The entrance to the uterus.

  • Doughnut Ring
  • End of the line
  • Sticking spot
  • Womb window

Uterus[edit]

  • Baby Box
  • Oven (usually in phrase "a bun in the oven", but can be used separately)
  • People factory
  • You can do that?..

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