UnSource talk:List of Russian reversals

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This article is an archive of Uncyclopedia's (former) list of Russian reversals. In Soviet Russia, Page archives YOU!!

Y'all got to be kidding 
man, some of y'all treat art
like it was some sort of religion
following the rules one two and on through 
to the point you don't create art 
art created YOU!!
y'all got to be kidding 
some of ya'll treat hip hop 
like it was some sort of religion 
following the rules 
one two and on through 
to the point you don't create hip hop 
hip hop created YOU!!
~ John Reuben's album "Hindsight", track 10 "Doin", third verse

Something I came up with while taking a shower[edit]

  • In America, USA. In Soviet Russia, A S You!!!!
  • In Soviet Russia, Irak invades you!!
  • In Soviet Russia, keyboard types you!!
  • In Soviet Russia, weed smokes you!!!
  • In Soviet Russia, song sings you!!
  • In Soviet Russia, bombs drop you!!
  • In Soviet Russia, dogs walk you!!
  • In Soviet Russia, coin flips you!!
  • In Soviet Russia, god prays for you!!
  • In Soviet Russia, plane flys you!!
  • In Soviet Russia, you give policeman IUD!

--User:Shadowy Crafter 03:41, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

  • In Soviet Russia, cigarette smokes YOU!

-- 19:00, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

  • In Soviet Russia, Cheese grates YOU!
  • In Soviet Russia, Norris Chucks YOU!
  • In Soviet Russia, Trebeck Alexes YOU!
  • In Soviet Russia, crap writes YOU!

--Mr. p. nesshead 19:14, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Maybe the cheese grates one, as people in Soviet Russia were known to be fans of cheese and cheese-referencing humour. --User:Modusoperandi/sig 19:56, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

This is stupid, but...[edit]

In America you skullfuck.

In Soviet Russia, skull fucks YOU!! 02:09, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Um, yeah. Good luck with that. --User:Modusoperandi/sig 02:46, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Problems with Communist China section[edit]

In Communist China, reversal writes YOU!!
   * In America, you look at computer monitor; in Communist China, computer monitors YOU!!
   * In America, you Google Tiananmen Square; in Communist China, Tiananmen Square Googles YOU!!
   * In America, you abort baby; in Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!! 
       * Chinese version: In America, you get an abortion; in Communist China, abortion gets YOU!!

The bolded parts should be fixed. The first one should be (of course) Communist China, and the second one doesn't need to be put further out IMHO. The Pondermatic 16:27, 6 May 2007 (UTC)


In Soviet Russia, Dumbledore kills you! -Russian reversal on Snape

Yeah... 02:12, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

. . .[edit]

In soviet russia, demon summons YOU!!

In soviet russia, toast burns YOU!!

In soviet russia, God worships YOU!!

Just some thoughts . . .

Okay, I'm putting one in. It's too awful to ignore. User:Modusoperandi/sig 18:32, 15 May 2007 (UTC)


In Soviet Russia, love makes YOU!!

Doesn't it do that anywhere?

Someone change the first quote to this[edit]

On Uncyclopedia, you kill joke. In Soviet Russia, joke kills YOU!

A few ideas[edit]

  • In Soviet Russia, movie makes YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, bed sleeps on YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, pictures take YOU!!
  • In USA, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the face. In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris STILL roundhouse kicks you in the face!
  • In Soviet Russia, McDonalds eats YOU!!
  • In USA, you get fat. In Soviet Russia, fat gets YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, fire burns YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, JFK fancies YOU!!
So, in America you burn fire? What a country! User:Modusoperandi/sig 13:10, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
/me hangs his head in shame User:Tom mayfair/sig02:26, 15 June 2007

Another idea[edit]

  • In Soviet Russia, joke overuses YOU!!
We have "Joke ruins you", which is in the Oscar Wilde quote. --User:AAA!/sig 02:34, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

This one is actually pretty good[edit]

  • In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!! --Banjo2e 19:22, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
Done. User:Modusoperandi/sig 19:49, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
  • In old Iraq, you bomb someone else. In democratic Iraq, someone else bombs YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, Pauly Shore hates YOU!
Um. Welcome to the new millenium. What's a Pauly Shore? User:Modusoperandi/sig 03:06, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
Uh, a crappy coastline? --User:AAA!/sig 05:16, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
"There's no way I'm having a bonfire here. This shore is all pauly." Who knew that pauly was an adjective! User:Modusoperandi/sig 05:23, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

This one might work[edit]

In Soviet Russia, lawn mows YOU!!

Ah, but comrade, in Soviet Russia, grass smokes YOU!! --01:13, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

This one will not work[edit]

In Soviet Russia, Bank robs you (Oh wait, that's true in America too...)

Italian translation[edit]

I made the italian version of this page: here's the Link. Could someone add it in the "in other languages" box, please? (And let me say: in SR, link add YOU!!)

some more???[edit]

"In soviet russia, penis stimulates YOU!!!"

~ Yakov smirnoff

"In soviet russia, I know I am but what are YOU"

~ Yakov smirnoff

"In soviet russia, Sheik al watever gets blamed for being raped by YOU!!! "

~ Yakov smirnoff --TheNewYarkov 09:34, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Uh, no. User:Modusoperandi/sig 10:10, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Some More Ideas[edit]

In Soviet Russia, video game plays YOU!

In Soviet Russia, waffles eat YOU!

In Soviet Russia, ass holes YOU!! In Soviet Russia, car crashes YOU! In Soviet Russia, bad Strongs YOU! In Soviet Russia, computer delets YOU!

And another one:

In America, Nobody Loves Terrorists. But in Soviet Russia, Terrorists love YOU!

Looks like I need higher security in my pizza paper place... By 19:07, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

I have one[edit]

My friend is the original author. "In Soviet Russia, cock sucks YOU!" 01:58, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, sure. Your "friend". Also, no. It's awful. I've been to America, where I didn't suck any cocks at all. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar. User:Modusoperandi/sig 02:12, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
So much for the gay rights parade... --User:AAA!/sig 03:53, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

dont forget these[edit]

  • in soviet russia we own YOU
  • in soviet russia we fuck YOU
  • in soviet russia we hate YOU! (this one's stupid)
  • in soviet russia we with god who kills YOU TOO!
--Masked-avenger 15:26, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
So in America you own we? You fuck we? You hate we? You too with god who kills we? User:Modusoperandi/sig 15:49, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
sorry. how about this
if captain falcon does a falcon punch to you, then in soviet russia, you topunch falcon right? Masked-avenger 17:44, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
My, my, my. What are you people comin' to?! User:Tom mayfair/sig12:53, 15 June 2007

Ohh, and[edit]

In Soviet Russia, chicken eats YOU!!! In Soviet Russia, shirts wears YOU!!!! In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!! In Soviet Russia, rug walks on YOU!!! In Soviet Russia, communist spies YOU!!! In Soviet Russia, bird craps on YOU!!! Oh wait, I messed up that last one didn't I?

Yes you did. --User:AAA!/sig 09:19, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

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For the Tolkien Fans (In Soviet Russia?)[edit]

"In Soviet Russia, Silmaril starts wars over YOU!!"

Um, okay. --User:AAA!/sig 08:20, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Russian Reversals I Thought of With My Friend[edit]

"In Soviet Russia, dark fears YOU!!" (Russian Reversal on 'Fear of the Dark' by Iron Maiden)

"In Soviet Russia, slaughter brings your daughter to YOU!!" (Russian Reversal on 'Bring your Daughter to the Slaughter' by Iron Maiden)

"In Soviet Russia, ring is the lord of YOU!!" (Russian Reversal on Lord of the Rings)

"In Soviet Russia, stairway to heaven climbs YOU!!" (Russian Reversal on 'Stairway to Heaven' by Led Zeppelin)

"In Soviet Russia, grave spits on YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, Sword dies by YOU!!" (Russian Reversal on 'Die by the Sword' by Slayer)

"In soviet russia YMCA come to stay with YOU!!" (Russian Reversal on YMCA)

"In soviet russia, social is anti-YOU!!" (Russian Reversal on anti-social) Mikhail666 18:08, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Sometimes, I don't know how I go on... :( User:Tom mayfair/sig08:56, 28 June 2007

What do you mean... Lostprophet mich 15:40, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

The route that the Russian Reversal is takin' is goin' to send me to an early grave. Try not to tell Hansolo this. User:Tom mayfair/sig06:51, 01 July 2007

Here are a few I just came up with.[edit]

  • In Soviet Russia, drug deals YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, God prays to YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, Jesus is saved by YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, bone breaks YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, Satan worships YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, convenience store holds up YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, marathon runs YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, a new one rips YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, hooker pays YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, house burns down YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, kiddy pool pisses in YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, game looses YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, liqour store knocks over YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, famous speech quotes YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, Oscar Wilde quotes YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, war fights YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, gas prices are pissed off by YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, gold invests in YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, home forecloses YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, cake bakes YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, Walmart is greeted by YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, car salesman is ripped off by YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, pedophile is stalked by YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, Pentagon hacks YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, commercial begrudingly sits through YOU!!

Well thats about all I could come up with, if any are already on the page than either I wasn't paying attention, or I just don't give a shit. Either way my bad. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Ah, but in Soviet Russia slum, dope pushes YOU!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Here's a good one:[edit]

In Communist China, Babies Make Shoes. In Soviet Russia, Shoe Make Babies