Uncyclomedia policies

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Privacy Policy

There is none.

Everything you post on Uncyclomedia will be immediately copied and sent to the FBI, CIA, FSB, Interpol, CNN, and every other single organization you may have in mind, along with all your credentials we will be able to trace, including your name, address, phone number, passport number, credit card number, photos, thoughts, dreams, email addresses for all your virtual identities of various ages and genders, and everything else we may find.

If you don't want any of this information to become public domain, restrain from editing Uncyclomedia. Or it may already be too late, since we have your IP address logged.

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Conflict Resolution Policy

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Copyright Policy

As of now, as far as I know, nothing is licensed under anything. So quick, steal Euroipods while no one's looking. It's comedic gold, gold I tell you!

Principle Personell Policy

  1. Be funny and not just stupid.
  2. Don't be a dick.
  3. Glorify Sophia.
  4. Give Chron money.
  5. Buy the admins Asian Slaves pie.

Purging Policy

Main Article: Purging policy

Purge the Old Stuff.

Transfer of Authority Policy

See Soviet Russia or Nazi Germany for ideas.

Corn

Or as the Indians called it, "maize".