User:Hindleyite

Hello there.

Dear UnMetans,

I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I.... am a big, fat yak.

I am rather disappointed at your prejudice against big fat yaks and your proliferation of the profiteering of the profiterole of the common stereotype that yaks are, in fact, fat.

This is not true: we are simply big boned.

Furthermore, Mooooooooooooooo!

Thank you for your time.

Gerry, Big Fat Yak esq.