- Dear UnMetans,
- I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I.... am a big, fat yak.
- I am rather disappointed at your prejudice against big fat yaks and your proliferation of the profiteering of the profiterole of the common stereotype that yaks are, in fact, fat.
- This is not true: we are simply big boned.
- Furthermore, Mooooooooooooooo!
- Thank you for your time.
- Gerry, Big Fat Yak esq.