[TheHappySpaceman]

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Hello. My name is Dan. I'm fourteen, I play music, and I like tacos.

[edit] About me

Well, I don't really have much to say, so I'll just tell my life story.*

I was born in a crossfire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!

I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back,
But it's all right now
in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!

I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled.
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread.
I was crowned with a spike right thru my head

But it's all right now
in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!

[edit] *

Actually, that wasn't really my life story, that was just "Jumping Jack Flash" by the Rolling Stones, but I don't think any of you actually scrolled down this far.

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UnMD

I survived an autopsy

My Articles On Other Sites

Uncyclopedia

I Just Had Lunch ~ LOLPEDIA ~ Uncyclopediaay

Illogicopedia

Illogicopedia:An Article That Redirects To Itself ~ Captain Anonymous ~ Encyclopedia Dramatica/approved ~ 500 Ways You Know You've Been on Too Much Illogicopedia (wrote ways 100 & 105) ~ Hairy Peter and the Writer's So Stoned ~ John Lennon actually said "we are bigger than cheeses," proved right in any case ~ Poodle ~ Pros & Cons of Being Roommates with Sonic Characters ~ teh Ultimate Admin ~ The Fairy Dogmother's Compendium of Alphabetical Stories (wrote the section "Attacked by Creeps") ~ THE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version) ~ Time is Running Out ~ Snakes on a plane (IllogiNews)

petaQ'a'pedia

Kahless ~ tlhIngan

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