User talk:Joyster

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Hi, as a new user I was thrilled to be asked if I would like to use a new language.I am something of a polyglot and revel a new challenge for my tongue. If you have a slot for me do let me know. Loved your article on Denmark but it really lacked an in depth study of the cultural aspects of Moose behaviour. Yours tastefully Joyster


Hello Joyster, welcome to UnMeta. To be honest: I have no idea what you are talking about. This site has been taken over by the Militant Intercyclopedian Task Force. The site is in mobilisation. You will be shot down as a spy, if you don't reveal to us the following information:

  1. from which *pedia are you? and
  2. What do you mean by "using" a new language?
    1. creating a new *pedia? or
    2. speaking in a new language? and what language would that be? and what is your native language? Danish?

UnMeta is being rebuilt to (among others) serve as a United conference ground for the different ***pedia's (languages), who will build their embassies here and station an Ambassador (and Consuls). Polyglots are very welcome as you may imagine (If that word means what i think it means). There is a lot of work to do still, as we have just started and it was holiday time. Oops, now that i told you this I have to shoot you anyway if you don't cooporate with us. D. G. Neree 22:28, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

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First of all, from which country are you? If your **pedia doesn't has any ambassadors here, you could be one. UnMeta isn't a place where every random user gets admin rights. You have to be an ambassador, or prove that you're admin worthy. Vsotvep - Blah blah 19:16, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

Ah, wait, you're from Vivapedia? What is Vivapedia? Could you give me a link? Vsotvep - Blah blah 19:18, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
Vsotvep, let me handle this (DG pulls his gun). Joyster, the Genevan Unconvention allows us to ask just 3 thing of you: Your name, rank and number. As an extra, we have instated a password. This password is by coincidence "Joyster". This is the reason you are still alive, but your time is running up out. D. G. Neree 21:27, 14 August 2008 (UTC)